Seriously?!

I haven't been able to get any writing done lately. So here is yet another "copy-paste" blog post... :o)

I was amazed by these quotes I came across recently and I thought I must share them! Honestly, I don't know if these were all really said by these people - some of them seem too dumb to be true... but who knows!

Enjoy them!

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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." ~ Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." ~ Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"Baseball is 90% mental - the other half is physical." ~ Yogi Berra

"I think the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." ~ Alicia Silverstone

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." ~ Jason Kidd

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president!" ~ Hilary Clinton, First Lady, commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." ~ Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

Quote: "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything." ~ Ivana Trump

Quote: "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman" ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas! Are there people from Texas who are anorexic?"~ Jessica Simpson

"I'm sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right know. She's looking like a rock scientist" ~ Tara Reid

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." ~ Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC instructor

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." ~ David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." ~ Keppel Enderbery, former Australian cabinet member

"Whenever I watch TV and watch those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." ~ Mariah Carey

I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't really like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa" ~ Britney Spears

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." ~ Shaquille O'Neal (in answer to a question whether he visited the Parthenon while in Greece)

"We got issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their... their love with women all across this country" ~ George Bush

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." ~ Dan Quayle

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ~ Bill Clinton, President

"It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher" ~ Linda Evangelista

"I'm so smart now. Everyone is always like 'take your top off,' Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not Stupid!" ~ Paris Hilton

"If you want to be mean to each other, just buy a country together and blow each other up. Then we'd have no terrorists left." ~ Tara Reid

"I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats. And if we didn't wear fur coats, those little animals would never have been born!" ~ Barbi Benton

"All of a sudden, you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I'm going through." ~ R Kelly

You feeling any smarter now? :o)