Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Funny...

I rarely get good forwards. This one made me laugh really hard. So I thought I would share it.

"Have you heard about the new psychiatric hot-line? When you phone in, you get this message - 

  • If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
  • If you are co-dependant, please ask someone else to press 2.
  • If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5 and 6.
  • If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so that we can trace your call.
  • If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
  • If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer."

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